February 2012
31 posts
That Moment
when you go to a concert
and feel like its a JSA dance
The awkward moment
when you’re like the only Mexican out of like 100 jews and Asians …
Going on omegle, meet a fellow jsa-er,
and your first thought is ‘gotta post this on MLIJSA’
Please submit xx
Today in Spanish class
I asked to yield my time to a smarter friend.
A PROBLEM
When they read aloud candy grams
and theyre all for Staples kids
When you can't tell the difference
Between Jack and David.
Submit please!!
when you address your teacher and classmates as
“the speaker” the day after a conference
all the bills
are unconstitutional
when you follow procedure in class
“permission to ask a two-part question, Mrs. Basciano”
When you confuse Model UN procedure with JSA...
“I yield the remainder of my time to points…I mean questions”
Jews, Sluts, and Asians
nuff’ said.
when you're in committee with
the creepy guy who tried to hook up with you last night.
when the person you're debating against
is from Stuy.
when you speak to your friends following procedure
“Motion to adjourn this discussion and order pizza.”
When the freshman score more “points” than you do.
Yay submissions!! Send us more :D xx
Seeing a really cute guy
Then finding out he’s only a freshman
When you want to speak subsequent
but the moderator is an jerk and doesnt pick on you.
When you grind with a guy Friday night
and you don’t recognize him on Saturday
Seeing the guy you danced with at the dance the...
and realizing he’s not cute
That awkward moment
when you’re not from Scarsdale.
Submit pretty pretty please
When you realize you're not Shelli
Tears
WatchWhen you’re so short even becca jiang is taller than you
When you start talking to a cute boy
and he disagrees with your ideas on foreign policy
When you learn to tie a tie
just because no boys in your chapter know how
When you listen to the keynote speaker
and you want to cry because you disagree with everything he says
When exceed three inches
Why measure!?
When you say no follow ups
And everyone claims you’re shrieking
January 2012
10 posts
When people watch you
fix your makeup during committee
Please enter submissions!
the nature of the impromptu topic is so bad
it can count for borderline sexual harrassment
when you're conscious of how many times you said...
and cry
having to go to the bathroom while someone's...
and your heels are as loud as an unmoderated caucus.
Over priced mani pedis
For winter congress
Over packing
Always
When your heels hurt
Fuckin western business attire
When a guy shuts down your amazing speech
By making a sexist joke
When you're the only girl in the room
at a minicon